Pledges to Date: 19,920

I stand here at my kitchen counter
and swear to never again endure the frustration of the potato peeler.

I pledge now to never again be the prisoner of my peeler! Rather, I vow to be the master of my kitchen, the master of my meals, and the master of my MASHER!

I say NO to band-aids on my knuckles! I say NO to chipped nails! I say NO to a sink full of scraps! And I say NO to a hand-me-down tool solely associated with the darkest drudgery of kitchen chores! I say YES to Steam n’ Mashed potatoes – mashed potatoes so quick and easy to make, I don’t even need a potato peeler!